UNEVEN DOZEN (Challenge #234: Lies)

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Title:  Uneven Dozen
Author:  Sarah B. Leonard
Fandom:  NCIS
Characters:  Gibbs, Ducky
Rating:  adultish
Warnings:  a hint of slash, a hint of angst, and a rule
Word count:  all of the above in 100
Summary:  Challenge #234:  Lies (for ncisdrabble100 )
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's notes: Thanks to silvertales  for the beta and the answer to a question.  Oh look - I get to use my default icon!  (***waves at Ducky***)

 

Uneven Dozen

By Sarah B. Leonard

 

 

“You have arrived prematurely, Jethro. I have barely initiated this autopsy.”

“That’s OK, Duck. I’ll wait.”

Gibbs stretched out on an empty table, using a paper towel roll as a pillow. 

“Is there an alternate reason you are gracing Autopsy with your presence?”

Gibbs grunted in response.

“Perhaps you are here for advice?”

One more grunt.

“Rule twelve, I believe, is the rule giving you difficulty at this moment?”

Gibbs remained silent.

“Tell Anthony of your desire, Jethro.”

“Don’t desire him, Duck.”

Ducky turned back to the body.

“Corporal, we will begin and from you I will tolerate no lies.”